Monday, February 4, 2008

Joke


911, ma'am, my friend got his arm chopped off and we only have one jar of peanut butter, will that be enough to glue it back on?

3 comments:

00Kevin said...

Who would eat JIF? It clogs your arteries.

00Kevin said...

Seriously, get Adam's peanut butter. It comes with the liquid on top that you have to mix together, but it's a lot better than JIF. And another thing, why would they use peanut butter? Why not tooth paste? HAHAHAHAahahahahahahahahaha

Tally said...

I think it would work until he got near someone with a little toast and jam. The peanut butter would be attracted to the jam like a magnet and the arm would fall to the floor.

Try staples. Grandma Marie